Wedding Speech Jokes

Any will do, but the most useful (best answer!) Will be a kind of joke marriage wedding / directed to a sailor and his new wife (my best friend). She used to be married to a soldier while Navy Vs. Army jokes are an option too.

My best friend has decided to call a version of "Live and Let Die" by Paul McCartney that his toast. What I find surprising.

I think that jokes about the couple are the best. My sister-in-laws was his twin Department of Health, and during her speech, she talked about her favorite memory with her sister, and with the groom. His best memory of two of them was crazy and how they snuck van their mother, once to go to the store and on the way back eventually return and into a ravine. They were perfectly fine, but reached the car. They had to walk home and wake up their mother from a national agenda and tell him! He had everyone laughing.

I think the best jokes are jokes to be original, specific to each couple. I make a joke about the bride and a Dodge Viper in my speeches Department of Health. Its long history, but his friends and his family will get. Stay away from jokes generic cheese.

I certainly would not refer in any way to her ex-husband. I seriously doubt she or anyone else wants to be reminded of her previous failed marriage on his wedding day.